Somewhere in the parenting rules it should say that you get a helluva wish for finding a penny in a poopy diaper. It showed up yesterday. Thank goodness.
So if you ever wondered how a coin looks after it passes through a human body, here ya go. Turns out the result is an interesting rainbow patina.
I spared you a "before" pic. This is after lots of soap, hot water, soaking in a bleach solution, and boiling for a good half-hour.