Six Years Old

Happy Birthday, my beautiful brilliant boy. My world is so much bigger, so much happier since you were born. Many, many happy returns of the day to you -- may all your wishes come true.

(Except the wish for your own X-ray machine. Or the one about having a Pterodactyl for a pet. And ix-nay on the time machine, too. Yeah, Mom's no fun. Good thing you're fun enough for us both!)